What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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