What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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