kennah campion when she talks

SHUT UP JP

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

How many light bulbs? 1

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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