A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Hi what I lug you

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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