David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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