Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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