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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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