- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What do black people eat? Food.

Balls

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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