Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

whats green and slimy? green slim

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

taking out the trash... at night

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Yanter, Look it up

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Anti Joke

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