Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Homosexualism is so gay man

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Robin get in the batmobile!

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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