roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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