- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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