- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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