- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

whats my name? Matt

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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