A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Horse.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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