- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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