- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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