- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Hi, my name is Jake.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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