What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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