Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

whats green and slimy? green slim

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

whats white and sticky glue

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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