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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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