- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Christianity.

can you pass the soap?

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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