There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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