What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Nickelback.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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