A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Dwarf Shortage

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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