- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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