- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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