Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Knock knock Come in

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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