Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

You having friends.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

you will like this because i am black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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