- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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