Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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You just read this ..

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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