a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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