What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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