whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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salad days!

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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hi michael

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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