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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."