- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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