Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Robin, get in the batmobile

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Will nearis is here! Get it

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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