why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Psychics.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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PIED NINNY!

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Anti Joke

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