Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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