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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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