my penis

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

everyone dislike this

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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