Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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NEVER

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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vitamin c

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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that wall over there ->

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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