What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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