Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Ebola

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

all the kids had fun

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

ewrg

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

I am dyslexic

my penis

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

5 people are walking

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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