- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

whats the stage after cancer? you die

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man walks into a bar

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

sky silverstein

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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