- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What fires shots? A gun

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

u know whats a crime? rape

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