- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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