- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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