- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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