What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

drugs.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Your big dick.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What are annoying? Ads.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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