- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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