Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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cory is gay

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