- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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