- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

a. why? b. because

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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