- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Sarah Palin

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

women's rights

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

An Asian person drove home safely.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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