How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Women's Rights

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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