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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Dance is a sport

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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