- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

I'm hungry.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

^ That's not even funny ^

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