- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

How old is your mom Dead

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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