What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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