- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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