- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

I love alchohol!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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