- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

the lemon was sweet.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Knock, Knock! Go away!

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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