Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Laugh.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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