Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Female rights.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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