- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

A baby seal walks into a club.

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Atheism

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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