- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Jordan is pregant

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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