- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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