- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

taking out the trash... at night

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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