i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Anti Joke

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